READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.There are six things very wrong with my life:1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.2. It is on my nose.3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she’s really got her work cut out!Louise Rennison the award-winning and Sunday Times bestselling author continues to weave her humorous and relatable tales of adolescence and dating in this bestselling book. Georgia's journey of self-discovery and navigating relationships is a testament to the trials and tribulations of young love.For fans of Katie Kirby (The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks) Beth Garrod (The Unfortunate Wishes of Nelly Young) Rachel Renee Russell (Dork Diaries) Andy Griffiths (The 117-Storey Treehouse) and Judy Blume (Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself).
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people i... more
